"Fueled By Caffeine And AI Hallucinations" Mug

Fueled by caffeine and AI hallucinations. An honest inventory of what's actually running the 9 a.m. standup: one part dark roast, one part confidently wrong output, zero parts sleep.

It's built for the desk of an IT pro, a developer or anyone whose job now includes fact-checking a chatbot before the coffee kicks in. It's also a safe coworker gift: funny enough to get a laugh in the break room, mild enough to survive HR.

• Glossy white ceramic with a vivid print that holds up to washing
• Three sizes: 11 oz (3.8″ tall × 3.2″ wide), 15 oz (4.7″ × 3.3″) and 20 oz (4.3″ × 3.7″)
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Sizes can vary by about ±0.1″ (2 mm) between batches
• Blank sourced from China; some mugs carry a small manufacturer's sticker

Each mug is printed to order, so allow 2–7 business days for production before it ships. No warehouse and no dead stock, just your mug.