I'm So Agentic, I Can't Contain Myself Unisex T-Shirt
I'm So Agentic, I Can't Contain Myself Unisex T-Shirt
I'm so agentic, I can't contain myself. Autonomous, overconfident and running with permissions nobody remembers granting. It's the energy of an AI agent that was asked to fix one typo and opened 14 pull requests, worn by the human who does the same thing.
For the engineer who delegates everything to bots, the IT manager writing the sandbox policy after the fact, and anyone whose to-do list now runs itself (mostly). Container jokes land with the DevOps crowd; everyone else just reads it as a confident life choice. Good at work, better at a meetup, and a no-sizing-stress gift if you check the size guide first.
The details
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), soft with a little stretch
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Unisex fit in Black, Navy, Maroon and Dark Grey Heather, sizes S–4XL
- Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the US
Made to order: printed after you buy, typically 2–7 business days before it ships. Heads up: the fabric is lightweight and slightly sheer, most noticeably in lighter colors.
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Shipping & Production Time
Every item is printed to order through our fulfillment partner. Typical production is 2–7 business days, then it ships from the US or EU depending on the item, with tracking emailed as soon as it's on the way.
Sizing & Fit
Apparel runs true to size on the Bella+Canvas unisex fit — size up for a looser, streetwear fit. Check the size chart on each product for exact measurements before you order.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the design.